How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

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What method did SFML perform when the Human lost to the AI?

Text.GetRect()

Why are dogs always thirsty?

Because water fountains were designed for humans! HEYOOOOOOO

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What do you call an honest man in the Oval Office?

Lost

How are new marriages just like LOST?

The Significant Others just want babies.

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How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.

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What's the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?

You can unscrew the light bulb. - Steve Martin, "My Blue Heaven"

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but it takes at least three light bulbs.

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How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.