Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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What's the newest fitness craze sweeping American police forces?

Lead injections.

What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

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Why are Americans bad at League of Legends?

Cause they can't protect their towers.

What did one tower say to the other?

I've got a plane to catch

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What's the difference between a women's track team and a group of midgets playing chess?

The latter is a group of cunning runts.

Why do Australians take forever to play chess?

Because they never make it past the first check, mate.