Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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Why won't bankers go to the opera?

Because they quickly lose interest

Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

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Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

Why don't american have a bullet train?

They use the bullets to train the military.

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Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)?

They can't defend towers.

Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Why don't I play chess with the Prodigy?

they smack my bishop