Why are Americans bad at chess?

They lost two towers

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How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods ?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark !

What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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Arapahoe.

What is the American national day for vampires?

Fangsgiving Day.

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What's the difference between New York City and the Land of Mordor?

Two Towers.

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why arent the americans playing chess?

they are missing two towers.