Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much?

A functioning alcoholic.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.

Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries?

Drunken Donuts