Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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What do teenage terrorists drink?

Smirnoff ISIS

Where do drinks go on vacation?

Coaster Rica

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.