Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.