Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What's warm, white, and I drink almost every night?

Warm milk before bed... Get your mind out of the gutter!

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What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.