Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

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Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

What do you call a schizophrenic in a white dress?

Your Holiness.

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What do you call a group of alcoholics with the same name?

Alcoholics synonymous.