One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud!" while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod get off of my ewe!"
One was fired, the other was terminated
He squeezed through the bars.
Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.
A: Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.
Pik-a-choo.
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
A necrophiliac.
Necrophiliacs
Sir, this is a morgue."
In a morgue.
