What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

What is the opposite of a cold front?

A warm back

Alcoholic Jokes More Alcoholic Jokes

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common?

The cold never bothered them anyway......

What is similar about a necrophiliac and an alcoholic?

They both like to crack open a cold one

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.