What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

What is the difference between an apple and an orange?

None, the two are not a snake

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Why is Congress like a cold?

Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).

Alcoholic Jokes More Alcoholic Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

Who doesn't like a hot date?

A necrophiliac.

What did one priest say to the other priest?

Do you know where my son is " "Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that I'm a necrophiliac."

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.