One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.
One leg's both the same.
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.
The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
Arrr make tea
The cold never bothered them anyway......
Whine.
I forget
You get mourning wood.
A necrophiliac.
To the morgue.
