What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar?

She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What pokemon spys on you while he has a cold?

Peek achoo!

What did the cow with a cold say?

Boo

Alcoholic Jokes More Alcoholic Jokes

What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

What's the difference between a necrophiliac and someone with a granny fetish?

A couple of weeks

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!