What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the wind and a blonde?

Some days the wind doesn't blow.

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there

A termite walks into a bar and says...

'Where is the bar tended?'

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What do you call a Belgian with a cold?

Phlegmish

What is faster hot or cold?

Hot because you can actually "catch a cold".

Alcoholic Jokes More Alcoholic Jokes

What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What do you get when you mix a Native American and an Irishman?

An alcoholic with a drinking problem

Necrophiliac Jokes More Necrophiliac Jokes

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue."

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.