What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

What should you never do in front of an alcoholic?

Whine.