What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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What's the best thing about having a girlfriend who is addicted to Starbucks?

You'll never forget her name.

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a necrophiliac?

One goes to the bar for a cold one. The other goes to a morgue.

What do alcoholics and necropheliacs have in common?

They both love to crack open a cold one.