What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

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What do you call it when an alcoholic stops drinking?

A leave of Absinthe.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.