What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"