What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.