What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What did the Pharaohs use to keep their babies quiet?

Egyptian dummies.

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What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"