What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call an Egyptian spine adjuster?

A Cairopractor

What do you call an inexperienced Egyptian God?

Anoobis

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"