What does Egyptian airport security have in common with Los Angeles airport security?

Both have LAX security.

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Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon

Los Angeles Jokes More Los Angeles Jokes

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.