It's not hard...
This is the most violent story I've ever read!
Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.
Because he never sleeps in much!
One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different
Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....
East Timor
Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.