What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

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What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

What did she say about me?

Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that Too many questions Really Me ...What else

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What did the ventriloquist say to their friend?

Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!