Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you mean you can't sleep?

It's so easy I could do it with my eyes close! Me: *walks away*

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?

Sleep on the sofa.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!