Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

What are OJ Simpsons' favorite keys on a keyboard?

Esc

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why do the poles shift?

to find better jobs