Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

Keyboard Jokes More Keyboard Jokes

Who could it be?

there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

Shift Jokes More Shift Jokes

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.