Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

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Why keyboards... Why keyboards don't sleep?

Because they have two shifts!

What are some of your strengths?

Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!