Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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What's the diff between a rich man and a poor man?

Rich man has a canopy over the bed, and a poor man has a can o' pee under the bed

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

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What did the police say to the man who wouldn't go to sleep?

He's resisting a rest!"

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level