Me: Because my bed is at home.
His wife didn't know any decent crackers.
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
ey, get off me homes!
Sherlock, homes
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!
