Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What's the best thing about sleeping with twenty two year old's?

There is twenty of them.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

What does a racist decorate in their home for the holidays?

Their bigotry.

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave