Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why are you sleeping at your desk?

Me: Because my bed is at home.

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What kind of rice puts you to sleep?

Ray Rice

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why did the electrician multiply distance and voltage?

Because he forgot his voltmeter at home.

What did the cholo say when the houses fell on him?

ey, get off me homes!

Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

because he's covering an erection!

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!