What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why is stormtrooper always late from work?

He keeps missing his train

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Who'll handle the Guantanamo closing?

Same guys who did Circuit City

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What did the human torch say before he cooked the beef?

FILET MIGNON!**

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

Why did Minotaur win an interior design award?

Because his home was a maze thing.

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute