What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

getting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes !

Why are orphans terrible at baseball?

They've never known what home is.

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.