What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home ?

A home-cooked shower.

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole?

Fore-play

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

Backpack Jokes More Backpack Jokes

Why did Putin forget his backpack at home when leaving for school?

He was Russian.

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.