Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

What do you call batman when he misses church?

Christian Bail

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener ?

He had a bee in his suit of armour !

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.