Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight