Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

ouch..."

Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store