Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What do Storm Troopers and Bone Thugs N Harmony have in common?

They are both going to miss every body.

What did the boy say when his dog died?

What did the boy say when his dog died? I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.

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What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

Who is both a knight and a spy?

Sir Veillance