Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What did the people who hung Jesus to the cross say?

Nailed it

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi