What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!

Why did the chicken fall in the well?

He couldn't see that well.

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What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Everyone can roast beef, but no one can pea soup.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup