What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken."

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

Pea Soup Jokes More Pea Soup Jokes

Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?

Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

Roast Chicken Jokes More Roast Chicken Jokes

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ?

Because they're both full of stuffing !

What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.