Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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What shoes to chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why did the chicken cross the rogue?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the women's studies major go to college?

To study a broad

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink