Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

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Why is a foreign exchange student like a gynecologist?

Because they both study abroad!

What is that son of yours doing these days ?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

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What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!