Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

A: It was closed.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

A: Stem sell research.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!