Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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How do you study for a prostate exam?

By cramming.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

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Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

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What kind of liquid does a pig's printer use?

oink

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!