What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

Cancer.

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Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"