What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Disabled.

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What do you call a bear that can't win?

A Chicago Bear

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

What are the two biggest differences between an alligator and a crocodile?

The spelling and pronunciation.

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How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.