What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What do they have for lunch at Monster School?

Human beans boiled legs pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Who did the crocodiles call when they found one of their own dead?

The investiGATOR

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!