What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much for this toaster?

An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

Why do women have legs?

Have you seen the mess snails make?

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Crocodile Jokes More Crocodile Jokes

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?

But most just have 4.

How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Meow Jokes More Meow Jokes

How do you make a dog go meow?

Freeze it and run it through a bandsaw. MEEEOWW!!

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.