What has four legs and goes meow?

A crocodile. -You won !"

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

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How did the barber win the race?

He knew a short cut.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

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What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What is the internet's predominant religion?

Cat-holic-ism. Meow!

Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!