Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do the models on the catwalks always look so angry?

I would have been very happy to get paid to just walk around in fancy clothes.

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What will a blind, deaf child with no arms get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Whos the coolest guy in hospital?

The ultra-sound guy. Who takes over when hes on holiday? The hip-replacement guy

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!