Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How does the Pope pay for things online?

Papal

What happens when you get more than you payed for with a Mexican Gigolo?

The second coming of Jess.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays."

What does a llama do when it goes on holidays?

Alpaca ya bags.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How can you tell when Halloween is coming too soon?

The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK

What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What did the stressed-out casino worker say to their boss?

I literally cannot deal.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What was Jesus never thankful for?

Fridays.

Why are there so many dumb blonde jokes?

it gives brunnettes and redheads something to do on friday and saturday nights!