Where were you on Friday?

Me: It was a holiday. Boss: HALLOWEEN IS NOT A PAID HOLIDAY! Me: It is if you go as Christmas. Boss:...

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why did the janitor take early retirement?

Because he realized that grime doesn't pay.

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.

What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

Holiday Jokes More Holiday Jokes

Where do strippers go on holiday ?

Poland

What is a rednecks favorite pie during the holidays?

Pump-Kin

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Why aren't burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?

They're used to people 'goblin' them!

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call one of Santa's helpers who bosses around the reindeer?

When he found out, Santa shouldn't have gotten mad, he only had his elf to blame. Now Santa won't forgive him until elf freezes over.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!