Why did your boyfriend return his Christmas tie?

He said it was too tight."

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Boyfriend Jokes More Boyfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Return Jokes More Return Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.