What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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He dumped his girlfriend

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Because you're real, but your girlfriend is imaginary

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She wiped her arse.

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What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

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Nigiri, please."