What did the girlfriend, say to her boyfriend, when he showed up for sushi?

Wha suh b?

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Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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Harambe

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What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What did Sushi A said to Sushi B?

Wasaaaabi!