Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the robber with an errection say?

This is a stick-up.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why would anyone ever want to fly Virgin Airlines?

The last thing you want to do is get on a plane that doesn't go all the way.

Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What does your girlfriend and my garage have in common?

I pull out of both of them.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

What's the difference between a Catholic Priest... ... and an e-cigarette-puffing GI Joe Action Figure collector?

Well, one is a toy-loving vapist...

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

What are your best racist jokes?

I find racist jokes to be the funniest! Share your best racist jokes here, but please stay respectful ;)