Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do cats buy things?

A: From a cat-alogue!

How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is love? The energy of life. What is marriage?

The energy bill ...

What do Lena Dunham & ISIS have in common ?

They both love stoning women.

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

What has teeth but no mouth?

A comb or a saw.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What do you call a terrorist's girlfriend?

A Guantanamo Bae Thought of this one earlier and just had to share

What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961