Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What is a NYC nanosecond?

If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do scientists look for things twice?

A: Because they research everything.

What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Who loves fast food?

Jared fogle

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

Whats red, 10 inches long, and makes your girlfriend cry when you put it in her mouth?

her miscarriage

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

What shoes are hard to wear?

Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.