What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What do you call a drummer who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless

What gets larger every time I see my Girlfriend?

My credit card bill.

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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.