What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

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What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

they are both 8........

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.