Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine