Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the difference between the deflate gate controversy and my wife?

Only one shows an interest in the balls.

What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Oscar Pistorius Jokes More Oscar Pistorius Jokes

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine