Oscar Pistorius Jokes

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

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How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison?

I'm stumped."

Why did Oscar Pistorius shoot his girlfriend in the bathroom?

Because he's one of the few people in World that couldn't kick down the door.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What's the difference between England and Oscar Pistorius?

England gets off scott-free.