Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

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The Significant Others just want babies.

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How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

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You stand on a stool, though I prefer the ladder

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.