Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living?

A bad gambler

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Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations