Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

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How is a redneck divorce like a hurricane in Florida?

Either way you lose the trailer!

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

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Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Why can't a bicycle stand alone?

It's two tired.

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What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...