Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

They are two tired.

What do black people and bikes have in common?

Both get thrown out when they have no use