Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

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What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

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What do you call a supernatural goose riding a bike seeking vengeance?

Goose Rider

How can you tell if the kid that stole your bike is half black and half polish?

He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.