What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms

What do you call an Italian guy with one arm shorter than the other?

A Speech Impediment :)

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What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache?

A: So he could look like his mama.