What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

A: She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

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What do you want for dinner?

4: A bucket.. *Googles better school districts

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.