What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

How do you get a one-armed monkey out of a tree?

Wave at him

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs?

Matt

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

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What does Asian Matthew Mcconaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.