What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a hot dog bun?

Frank

What do you call two guys with no arms or legs hanging from a window?

Curt and Rod

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What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

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What part does Woody Harrelson want to be remembered for most?

Harrelson's woodie.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.