What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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What do you call a cow with two legs?

Your mother!

What do internet pirates have on their legs?

j.pegs

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Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?