What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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What's Mary short for?

She's got no legs.

Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

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Why is China a communist country?

Because nobody wants to hold an erection.

Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food?

He wanted something to get his teeth into.