What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why do Japanese Sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So you can tell them apart from feminists.

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.