What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

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What medications do I take?

I'm not sure. The names on my neighbor's prescription bottles are ridiculously long

Why don't you try calling them names too?

Steve: "I can't, they're so beautiful"