What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

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Why dad?

he asks. Because my arm is getting tired

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How do you call a dog with no legs ?

You don't call it, you pick it up.

What do you call an Asian man with one leg?

Tai-Wan-Shu

Name Jokes More Name Jokes

What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?

A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names !! "

What do George Michael and Carrie Fisher have in common?

Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.