What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!