What are facts about canines we must believe?

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Why don't atheists use exponents?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

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What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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What's a nerdy way of saying a bad word?

A canine with two X chromosomes.

What do you call a canine that lives at the beach?

A hot dog.

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Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog?

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What are facts about canines we must believe?

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