Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.
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Dogma
I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The fact that red guards can swim.
To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.
We just report the facts we don't change them."
The fact you love it.
AHEM!
He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.
Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Because he was stuck in denial.
ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane
A: Mustard. (It's good for a hot dog.)
Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
You dye a little on the inside.
Radio Shack. Not even the brain dead would go there.
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
A: Three. One to screw it in one to watch and one to shoot the witness.
Nein!
A tuba toothpaste.
A: He Apollo-gized.
When it is learning a new language !
There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.
God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.
Cause ketchup accidentally broke the condiment.
DogMa
