How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

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How did Kikkoman soy sauce move production to China?

They outsauced it.

What do Lumber jacks do in China?

Chop sticks!

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What do you call fake German currency?

Question marks

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What did the bun say to the hot dog?

I relish the fact that you've mustard the will to ketchup to me!