How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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Why should I excuse your dear aunt Sally?

Her operations were not unprecedented.

When someone says "excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable", how long are they usually gone?

Two days seems like a long time.

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How Long is a battleship. True or false?

False. How Long is a man from China.

What do you call a cheap maid uniform?

Maid in China.

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How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

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What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test?

He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What are facts about canines we must believe?

Dogma