How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

China Jokes More China Jokes

What's the name of China's new atmosphere-cleanup program?

The Desolation of Smog.

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

China Man Jokes More China Man Jokes

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

How does the china man say "wrong"?

he says "wong"

Question Mark Jokes More Question Mark Jokes

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They interrobang!(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

How long is a china-man?

Excuse the question mark, "How Long" is in fact a china man.

Fact Jokes More Fact Jokes

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

What's the worst part of being bipolar?

The fact you love it.