How did I escape Iraq?

Iran

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

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How did he get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran (He ran). Thought of this when looking at the world map, sorry that it's terrible.

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

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What country are you from?

I asked. "Iraq" he said. "How did you escape " I asked. IRAN

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"