G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A small medium at large.
Small medium at large.
No Escape
Iran
it was repossessed
It just escaped from a coop.
Turn off all the lights.
My zipper.
Because it was a sewer side mission!
By going underground
Couple's Daily Question Mug
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
Joaquin.
By getting aboard (a) voat
Because there are mad trees.
An escapea
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Run! escape!
through the cell wall.
A Lot.
a free radical..
He threw them off their tracks.
Stomach punches
John Frieda.
Tigers have stripes.
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
The Underground Braille-road
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
Guard : He went through the entrance.
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Damn, son. It's about time!
It's testicle physics.
Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.
Because you already read it.
You better C or you'll B
B: It's because your feet aren't empty.
An elevator can raise a child.
Batman can go inside a store without Robin
Bison.
Go Ahead Make My Day"
Banned from the zoo.
You cannot milk a goat for 13 years