G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A small medium at large.
Small medium at large.
No Escape
Iran
it was repossessed
It just escaped from a coop.
Turn off all the lights.
My zipper.
Because it was a sewer side mission!
By going underground
Couple's Daily Question Mug
An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.
Dude: It's very simple, I will stop my imagination
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
Joaquin.
By getting aboard (a) voat
Because there are mad trees.
An escapea
Because they had no bars on their cells!
Run! escape!
through the cell wall.
A Lot.
a free radical..
He threw them off their tracks.
Stomach punches
John Frieda.
Tigers have stripes.
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
The Underground Braille-road
Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber.
Guard : He went through the entrance.
He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.
X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.
They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.
Framed.
Pigpockets.
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
Because they heard it was radical!
Duderonomy! They also like Leviticus.
Hebrewed his own
It was making him Moody Edit: Guys, its a Harry Potter Joke for those who don't get it.
Global warming, depleted resources, & species going extinct. But also the iPhone 5, so it's break even.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
When you take careful aim.
Bumble gum.
My Zipper.
my zipper!