Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What Einstein say when someone tried to take his beer?

Nein! Mein Stein!....sorry

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say when he woke up?

It was Allah dream.

Where do midget terrorists live?

Halfghanistan.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

What did the asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Brownian Motion Jokes More Brownian Motion Jokes

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you use to transport pittas?

A flatbread truck

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me."

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why did the mermaid wear sea shells?

Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)

What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore