Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

Why is everyone impatiently awaiting the new Zelda game?

It's Hylian-ticipated

Why do Zelda and Link smoke weed?

Because they live in the kingdom where the hyrule.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

What are cooking for us today?

Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What do you call gas from the human body that NASA could impliment into fuel for their technology in the future?

Rocket Farts.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

What did Jose name his son?

Hose B

Sperm Jokes More Sperm Jokes

Why are condoms transparent?

A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted!

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

How do you find white Canadian reggae musician Snow in the snow?

You ask an informer

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

Humor Jokes More Humor Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What molecule has the best sense of humor?

A helium polymer. HeHeHeHeHe