Theory Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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How does traffic form?

My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Why did did the convicts escape?

Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.

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Zelda Jokes More Zelda Jokes

What do you call a legend of Zelda fan theory?

Head Ganon

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Partner Jokes More Partner Jokes

Which detective investigates electrical crimes?

Sherlock Ohms That's why his partner is called Wattson...

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

What do lesbians use to get on top of a building?

A scissor lift.

Descend Jokes More Descend Jokes

How does the author of harry potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do monkeys and humans have in common?

Catholic: Nothing............ nothing at all.

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Legend Jokes More Legend Jokes

Whats the difference between a diamond player and a master player in League of Legends?

About 1400 dollars

Why are Americans so bad at League of Legends?

because they can't protect their towers

Brownian Motion Jokes More Brownian Motion Jokes

What do you call it when a Physics Teacher throws a bar of chocolate at you?

Brownian Motion

What is the theory behind Brownian motion of sperms?

It's testicle physics.

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.