Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
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My theory is that it is a Protozoa Plankton
It's testicle physics.
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Damn, son. It's about time!
Billy Eichner has a theory... Billy Eichner says I bet those escaped convicts are going to see Ted 2.
Einsteins
You get a solid-state frizzicist.
Van der Waals.
Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!
Testicles.
Because he's a little prick!
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Dam it.
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
I put on the wrong socks this morning.
A very dry sense of humor
A very wet sense of humor
A degree in law.
It already has at least hundred degrees