Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.
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An engi-near!
Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.
Cutting edge technology.
Because it's about two Adams bonding.
The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science
Van der Waals.
The HUGS boson!
Me: Like you're good at science...
He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...
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Art
What are our scientists doing
They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)
Damn, son. It's about time!
With a plunger.
Take your foot off of their head.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."
You triangulate their position!
When they find the position, they can't find the momentum. When they find the momentum, they can't find the position.
A horse
Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.
