Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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Ma'am Jokes More Ma'am Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

How much for the soulmate?

Ma'am, that's a bag of Doritos.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What is a time travelling vacuum cleaner called?

Dr Whoover

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What do you call Vladimir Putin after an ultimate fighting championship?

Vloody Putin

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros and a mattababy?

Works every time What's a mattababy Nothing what's a matta with you

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Where's the best place to hide a body in texas?

Oops. Wrong subreddit!

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What do you call a flesh light powered by your smartphone?

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