Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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What does Leia say when she needs help?

I think I could use a Han here.

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

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Why doesn't Bono like Google?

He still hasn't found what he's looking for.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Dave Mustaine Jokes More Dave Mustaine Jokes

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

What's Dave Mustaine's favorite science?

Quantum Mechanix.

Vladimir Putin Jokes More Vladimir Putin Jokes

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink?

White Russian, Straight

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

Computin Jokes More Computin Jokes

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin

What is Vladimir Putin's favourite subject?

Computin science

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win