Science Jokes

Why are people from Arkansas so good at Science?

Because they use the Theory of Relativity to find a partner.

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What do children in north korea study for a science?

Kimistry

Who knows about math and science and is always close by?

An engi-near!

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

Why do Christian figureheads not like science?

Because it's about two Adams bonding.

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

What is the most overused force in science?

Van der Waals.

What is the cuddliest particle known to science?

The HUGS boson!

How does my football throw look to you?

Me: Like you're good at science...

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How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Art Jokes More Art Jokes

Why do we need art?

Because the Earth without art is just "Eh".

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Engineering Jokes More Engineering Jokes

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

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What do you call a rocket-powered car?

An Otto-mobile

What are swearing outdoor grills powered with?

A: Profane tanks.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

What is the difference between a teacher and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four...

Republican Jokes More Republican Jokes

What's the difference between a republican and a democrat?

How much damage can their Weiner make...

Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.