Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

Where will you never find a hipster fish?

The mainstream

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What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

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What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

What do lesbians use for lubricant?

Tartar sauce!

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Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.