Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies?

He found a hair in one.

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He used Apple Maps.

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What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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Slow down and use Lubricant.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.