Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

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Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?

You won't find a Lambo in a landfill.

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What is the tallest building in the entire world?

Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.

What do you call a dog in the library?

A hush puppy.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

What do you do if your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and use lubricant.

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Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

Why did the librarian slip and fall on the library floor?

A: Because she was in the non-friction section.