In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
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The library, because it has the most stories.
In the non-friction section.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
It tocked too much
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A hush puppy.
The Library
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
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Digest Readers.
Fiction".
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "
A library, because it has so many stories.
Absolutely nun
Pages from *Reader's Digest*
They were fully booked.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Because it was crumby.
You cut *Juan* out.
Little Caesars
Tartar sauce!
Voat manipulation.
They cause too much brain damage.
They're book-keepers.
To carry his library card.
Tony.
NO PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY TOE!
They want to climb the heights of the business world!
It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.
Because he had already Reddit.