In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
The library, because it has the most stories.
In the non-friction section.
A library, because there are so many stories. (Did Not Make Up this Joke)
It tocked too much
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world? A: The library, because it has so many stories.
It's someone who cuts hair in a library.
A hush puppy.
The Library
Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Overdue
Digest Readers.
Fiction".
Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "
A library, because it has so many stories.
Absolutely nun
Pages from *Reader's Digest*
They were fully booked.
The library, it’s got the most stories!
I'm not lichen this!'
Eileen Dover...
Punjabi.
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
A: Because she was in the non-friction section.
Slow down and use lubricant.
Slow down and use some lubricant.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.
The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast
No, with 8 black men and a gun."
The Alpacalisp.
Reruns
A Kylo Ren Book
Shelf-ish