Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

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What's the tallest building?

A library, because it has so many stories.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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