Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up

Why did Ahmed Mohamed put his clock in a pencil case?

because pipe clock would have just been stupid.

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Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending