How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".