Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending
A library, because it has so many stories.
In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"
