How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".