How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

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Where does Sean Connery keep his guns?

In the library of course. They're for shelf-defense.

Where do you find the Bible in a library?

Fiction".

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.