What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".