What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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What does it cost a pirate to get his ear pierced?

about a Buccaneer (buck-an-ear) yuck...yuck...yuck

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.