What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

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What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*