What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

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How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

What did the Pirate say when he got his firecrackers?

Ahoy M-80

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Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending