Whisper Jokes

Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

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What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

How much for a happy ending?

Sir, this is a library!" *whispers* sorry, how much for a happy ending

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "