What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Why couldn't the infant insect without toes drink milk?

He was lack toes and toddler ant

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

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How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Where are you from?

So where are you from?" "I'm a Liberian" "Oh sorry" *whispers*

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".