What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

Where can you find lubricant in the library?

In the non-friction section.

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)