What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

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I couldn't get a reservation at the library...

They were fully booked.

Why did the clock get banned from the library?

It tocked too much

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When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "