What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

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Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Library Jokes More Library Jokes

What's the most dishonest place on earth?

The Library

What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

Whisper Jokes More Whisper Jokes

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

What do you call a pirates thong?

A whispering eye patch.