How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"