How is lightning like a violist's fingers?

A: Neither one strikes in the same place twice.

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Why did the bees go on strike ?

Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

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What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.