Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

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What do you call a man who thinks women are easy to lie to?

Deceased

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?

At the circus, the clowns don't talk.

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Which punchline do you like better?

What do you call a nun that sleep-walks a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Which fish go to heaven when they die ?

Angelfish !