Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

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What kind of genie only grants wishes to men?

A misogenie.

How do you keep an amish girl happy?

Two men a night.

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why don't people like to play uno with Mexicans?

Because they always steal the green cards....

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How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.