Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

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Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

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How do you pick out the extroverted engineer?

He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks

Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.