Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

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What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Student: A teacher!

Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ( )

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What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

What would you like to Instagram?

how waiters should greet people

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How do the fish get to school ?

By octobus !

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!