Why men like to fishing so much?

They finally found something as smart as them to talk to.

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Why do you never find elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you call a man with 6,022 x 1023 dollars?

A Moleionaire

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How does a pirate reenact Travis Bickle's speech?

Are you talking to me?

Whats the difference between an Introverted Engineer and an Extroverted Engineer?

Introverted Engineer looks at His shoes when he's talking to you. Extroverted Engineer looks at Your shoes when he's talking to you.

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Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Why was the fish processing factory built beside the computer factory?

So that they could make fish and chips.