How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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How did the Pharaoh feel after falling for a craigslist scam?

Egypt

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

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What do a midget and a dwarf have in common?

Very little.

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.