How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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What's worse than finding out that your wife has cancer?

Finding out it's curable.

Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

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Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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Perky.

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Whats the difference between a retard and a woman?

The retard doesn't need to be buggered to think he's special.

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

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Why did the midget get kicked out of the putt putt course?

because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.