How did the midget feel when he found out he was retarded?

A little Down.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

Where did the coffee bean find his soul mate?

Grinder (Thanks, Ellen)

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How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

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What do you call a American football team full of retards?

Special teams

What do you call a tractor trailer that can't keep up with the others?

Self) Semi retarded.

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Who has to always be on there toes?

A midget at a urinal.

Why don't midgets smoke weed?

Because they can't get high.