What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.