What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

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What kind of poker do stoner cows play?

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Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.