Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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Why did the boy put candles on the toilet?

He wanted to have a birthday potty!

Why do Europeans hate American food?

Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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Where can you find the strongest tea?

Cliffsides (because it's so steep).

What did water say when it found out hydrogen is a diatomic?

H2 Oh!

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How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

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What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

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Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !