Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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Why did the boy want to see a thunder storm in Greece?

Because Greece lightening

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

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Why can't you try someone for grave digging?

Because it was found on the ground.

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

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What do you call wifi in space?

Mars Bars

How much space does the EU have left?

1GB

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Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !