Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

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Why is everyone in an Internet cafe hungry?

Server Not Found.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

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Why is call of duty infinite warfare set in space?

Because nobody liked it on earth.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.

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Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !