Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What did the NFL Commissioner say when Adele turned down the Superbowl Halftime Show?

Never mind, I'll find someone like you

Which among them goes completely ignored?

The turn signals.

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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people "

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive ?

The witch !

How do you tell two witches apart?

You can't! You don't know which witch is which!

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What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.