Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Why do people buy smart cars?

Because opposites attract.

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What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter?

The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.

What is a witch's favourite TV show?

Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!

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What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

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What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!