Why did the witch keep turning people into Mickey Mouse?

She was having Disney spells.

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What was the Preacher turned Drill Seargent's favorite command?

Present Alms!

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

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Why don't black people like pirates?

they pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

How did the zebra get its stripes?

Not many people know this, but zebras arent actually born with stripes. There is actually an entire industry of people called zebra painters who go around painting black stripes on zebras. This is done so zebras arent confused with albino donkeys.

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What do witches put on their hair?

Scare spray!

How can you tell if a witch is racist?

See if she'll perform black magic.

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What is a racists favorite Disney film?

101 Damn'Asians.

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Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

Why did Mickey Mouse get shot in the foxhole?

Because Donald ducked.