How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the mexican student say when he was asked to turn in his essay?

I ain't no snitch.

How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake?

Give it to Michael J Fox

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does it mean when a doctor has both hands on your shoulders?

The Prostate exam isn't going he way you expected

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on halloween?

Happy halloweenie

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

How do you know this is OC?

Its not on the front page

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

Blonde Busy Jokes More Blonde Busy Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.