How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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What's the disease that slowly turns your skin black?

Rap Music

Which playing card can turn its hand to everything?

Jack of all Spades

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

How cold is it outside?

It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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How many sides does a pentagon have?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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What's the best way to break up with your girlfriend?

On the front page of reddit.

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

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Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.