Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Marry it.
The night before a test.
Doesnt matter, he'll never unwrap the gift
Aren't their hands clammy enough as it is...
Intersect it with a plane.
You switch sides at half time.
To get to the front page
He did it before it was cool
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
