How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Page Jokes More Page Jokes

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

Pages from *Reader's Digest*

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Blonde Busy Jokes More Blonde Busy Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.