Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Twelve
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
Because they "can't even."
A nun falling down the stairs
A condescending con descending.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Never mind, I'll escalator
Nothing, he just staired.