Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
It won't be there
He's looking over his shoulder
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
They say "We were waiting for the children to die."
Because they can only count to 3.
19 Kids and Counting
A condescending con descending.
Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.
Never mind, I'll escalator
