How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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Where's your bin?

A man sees that his neigjhbnour doesn't have his wheeled trash bin. "Hey bub, where's ya bin" "I took a little vacation for a few weeks," "No. I meant where's your bin?" "Told ya, vacation, at the beach!" "No man. Where's ya wheely bin?" "Ok, fine! I've wheely been to jail! Happy now?"

How can you tell your boyfriend has gained weight?

You fit into his clothes.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

Why could the french man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call someone who pushes people down stairs?

A stairorist.

How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

Blonde Busy Jokes More Blonde Busy Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.