How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

How does a watch maker tell you he likes you?

With a romantic tock.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

What time does Sean Connery show up at Wimbledon every year?

About tennish.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 100?

Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.

How does the Terminator lose weight?

By counting Kylereese.

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What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

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How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.