Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole?

I'll look into it."

How do you make an internet addict wait?

I'll tell you later.

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What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

What did Ferris Bueller do after he graduated high school?

He went to Europe to study a-Broderick

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.