Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

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One of his fingers is clean

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Who gets saved?

America

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Cause' freedom RINGS!

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They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

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Because they're in continents.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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They both made habits fashionable.