Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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How do you tell if a black mans been on your computer?

It's not there.

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

What's the difference between America and a tub of yogurt?

After 200 years the yogurt would have developed some kind of culture.

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much?

Because they did not have proper tea.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

Continent Jokes More Continent Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

Keith Richards Jokes More Keith Richards Jokes

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.