Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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How can you tell someone's a navy seal?

they'll tell you in their novel.

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.

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Who lost the American Presidential Debate?

America.

Whats the difference between an anthropologist and a sociologist?

Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.

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What do you call a Zen master from eastern Europe who's been bugging you all day?

A Buddha Pest.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.

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Because they're in continents.

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What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

They both made habits fashionable.

Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe?

So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in.